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Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Other Side of the Bed

Kalau Perancis punya film musikal 8 femmes, Spanyol punya El otro lado de la cama (atau The Other Side of the Bed). Film ini disutradari oleh sutradara yang menghasilkan Las palabras de Max, dibintangi oleh aktris cantik Paz Vega (Spanglish, Lucía y el sexo), dan berhasil menyabet berbagai nominasi di Goya Awards (Oscar-nya Spanyol).

Sesuai dengan judulnya, film komedi-musikal asal Spanyol ini menempatkan ranjang sebagai tempat para pasangan-pasangan, baik yang “resmi” maupun yang “main-belakang,” melakukan kebohongan, kebodohan, dan seks, tentunya.

Saya tidak berniat menulis sinopsis singkat film ini, terlalu rumit rasanya untuk saya jabarkan. Garis besarnya, film ini bercerita tentang perselingkuhan-perselingkuhan beberapa pasangan, yang sialnya mereka juga teman-makan-teman. Ketika situasi membuat mereka kelabakan, mereka pun menyalahkan segala macam alasan, termasuk salah satunya homoseksual. “We're all bisexual!” Itu lah kalimat andalan (baca: alasan), baik pria maupun wanita, di film ini.

Kalau kurang jelas juga, gambaran singkatnya kira-kira: Pedro (Guillermo Toledo), di awal film, diputuskan oleh pacarnya Paula (Natalia Verbeke). Alasannya karena Paula jatuh cinta pada pria lain, yang tidak lain adalah Javier (Ernesto Alterio) – perselingkuhan tersebut tidak diketahui oleh Pedro. Javier sudah berjanji pada Paula akan memutuskan hubungan dengan Sonia (Pas Vega), pacar resminya, sayangnya Javier tidak pernah berani melakukannya. Pedro yang sedang bersuram-hati pun dihibur oleh Sonia, sialnya hubungan mereka malah berubah pula menjadi perselingkuhan. Bermacam-macam kebohongan, kebodohan, dan kesalahpahaman pun terjadi.

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Don't Look Down

Coming of age. In Buenos Aires, Eloy is on the verge of manhood. He studies physics, helps with the family headstone business, and does advertising - handing out flyers while walking on stilts or wearing an empanada costume. When his melancholy father dies, Eloy imagines that his father visits him at night; the explanation is more pedestrian - Eloy has started sleepwalking. Things change abruptly: while sleepwalking, he falls through an open skylight into the bed of Elvira, a young woman from Barcelona visiting her grandmother. Elvira invites Eloy to become her lover and teaches him Tantric sex. Eloy discovers bliss. And his father?

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Colour Blossoms

Teresa Chiang (Kenny Bee's notorious ex-wife) is Meili ("Beautiful Woman"), who lives up to her name and then some. The wide-eyed, hot-bodied Meili is a realtor whose life changes when she meets the melodramatic Madam Umeki (Matsuzaka Keiko). Umeki buys a house from Meili, then foists her Lan Kwai Fong apartment on Meili to rent to someone else. The big issue: this is one gorgeous apartment, and Meili won't rent it to just anyone. Luckily, someone who isn't just anyone shows up. The guy is Kim (Japanese model Sho), a young photographer who appears out of nowhere and begins saying hilarious existential things to Meili. She's disturbed, but becomes more attracted to Sho when the other guy in her life, Officer 4708 (Carl Ng), starts disturbing her even more. The rock-handsome 4708 barely speaks, touches objects in a vaguely erotic fashion, and glides on his feet like some sort of voyeuristic law enforcement mime. Meanwhile, the colors and costumes are faaaaabulous. Is this art?

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Three wives are required to attend a parent/teacher conference because their children were in trouble at school. When they get to the school, they are welcomed by two men, who tell them that the school is closed. The men then lead them to an old abandoned school and decide to punish them in place of their children

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Maria Ozawa - Gorgeousness

Hana No Joshi Ana

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Bondage 101

Elite sekolah tinggi memiliki wajah yang berbeda satu Sel sisi gelap yang tersembunyi. Sebagai imbalan untuk pengiriman otomatis kolase seks salep, ia menerima banyak uang KESAWAN merumuskan kontribusi. Siapa yang budak seks guru terlatih barang sekali pakai (pelatih) yang bisa menjaga rahasia. Cara menampilkan berbakat seperti dia mengajar untuk melatih sementara. JIKA mereka menemukan banyak orang yang menjanjikan, mereka akan bertanya kepadanya dan membuatnya untuk menguji. Pengujian adalah untuk orang-orang yang didefinisikan sebagai Masalah kuliah mahasiswa. Namun, "pidato" hanya nominal, dan itu benar-benar Perang pelatihan budak seks. JIKA ia membuat laba yang baik, ia akan menjadi kualifikasi guru (Pelatih).

Simazu berselingkuh dengan siswa telah dompet Kapal, dan diusir dari sekolah. Karena dia mengecam sebagai Perang harasser, sekolah tidak mau mempekerjakan dia. Tapi hanya sekolah ini telah menyewa dia sebagai seorang guru yang sementara, dan dia telah bekerja selama enam bulan. Suatu hari, kata wakil kepala sekolah-Nya dan kepada-Nya Dalam upaya untuk menjadi pelatih. Tentu saja dia tidak bisa menolak? T itu. Dia memutuskan pikirannya permainan dan murid-muridnya.

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Dark Shell

In lawless postwar Japan, a group of soldiers travels with a den of gorgeous women it uses for its own sexual thrills. But constant sniper attacks keep killing off soldiers, and the beauties. As the violence escalates--and the sex gets hotter--a dark secret from the past is revealed.

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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Mother Knows Breast

Boobs make the world go 'round! Takeshi is an ordinary college boy from a family that's quite out of the ordinary.
His stepsister's been trying to get into his pants for the longest time, but she just can't figure out how to catch his eye. But his stepmother knows best, and she's got the pink mountains Takeshi can't resist climbing.

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Bakunyuu Oyako

What happens when a mother and daughter busty equal measures vie for the same guy? The battle of the breasts! Yûsuke have a problem, the same guy who has everything in love. Queen is a girl with huge, solid, sweet, soft and spongy melons, which you would like Yûsuke taught private, something not at all displeased him the hint. What is the problem Yûsuke? His mother is in the midst of a sexual crisis and desperately needs to take Yûsuke. The fact is that the mother has some features as suggestive and addictive as the daughter, which is not easy to abstract from such charms. War erupts between the two women and give no thought whatsoever in his possession about Yûsuke, finally, he has to mediate between the two and tell her who best demonstrates qualities and sexual skills.

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Blood Shadow

In BLOOD SHADOW, brave Rekka and his force of warriors fight to annihilate a band of lust-filled demons that are destroying an innocent town. The warriors fight with swords, magic, and sex to win their battle. The mature content of this film makes it inappropriate for children.

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Nude Nuns WIth Big Guns

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Tuesday, After Christmas

Paul Hanganu loves two women. Adriana his wife and the mother of their daughter, the woman with whom he's shared the thrills of the past ten years, and Raluca the woman who has made him redefine himself. He has to leave one of them before Christmas.

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